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Hey aughties, you screwed up big-time by letting this gem go unnoticed. Luckily, Amanda Palmer will still do you one better.
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ListenAntony & the Johnsons, “Epilepsy Is...
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Listenvia katiebakes: justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s:...
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In Miami, you can get a Whopper with guacamole.  →
via maura: Or a “bourbon-flavored glaze” that does not contain alcohol. Where, might you ask? Why, at the BK Whopper Bar. “Sandwiches are built to order by an expert ‘WHOPPER®-ista’ from the WHOPPER® Topper, a visible toppings theater that allows guests to choose from favorites like A.1.® Thick & Hearty steak sauce, smoked bacon, Angry onions and guacamole.” Angry onions! My favorite...
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This alcoholic whipped cream on my coffee isn't...
I need actual drinks. Either now or an hour from now or ten hours ago from now. Please let me know if you can help. (This is my dilemma.)
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Rosie O'Donnell is Dating a Commenter from Her...
via lindsayrobertson: I’m basically posting this just to express my continued awe in the forensic journalism going on over on ONTD. They’re like CSI: The Internet over there. There’s hope for all of us, then.
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Thanks for the shout-out, Washington City Paper!
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Ever since Somali pirates burned down DTox,
I no longer have a place to have a drink at where everyone knows my name, or at least my face. A bar where everyone knows how I like my cocktails (rum and Diet Coke, hold the Diet Coke) and my Happy Hours scored more frequently with Beth Ditto than Madonna. DTox was a bar on the corner of 2nd Street and 2nd Avenue that was wedged in between The Cock and Urge. Which kind of sums up the Manhattan...
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Listenvia bulicks: H.A.T.E.U. (So So Def remix),...
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At 9am, was it too early to be sipping on coffee...
“It’s been one of those years” - Everyone
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ListenNatalie Imbruglia, “All the Roses”
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dope things said in a sherman oaks coffee shop at...
via choire: natashavc: slurry persian girl: What are you doing?? Homework? me: I’m writing a book. slurry persian girl: about what? me: Mad Men. slurry persian girl: BITCH, I GOT THREE MEN!!!! HAAAAY A-mazing.
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James Blunt makes decade's best-selling album →
DEAR GOD WHY. Edit: In the UK. But still, that’s even more unacceptable as the UK has had better popular music than we have this entire decade. In fact from everything they’ve had to offer, the only thing America came away with was…Cascada.
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I like to think I'm not ageist when it comes to...
but seriously, Eminem is 37 years old. He acts like a little boy. Or at least he wants us to believe that he acts like a little boy. He needs to get his crap together.
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Obama: US intel had info ahead of airliner attack →
I would’ve been all, “Wah wah, who do I blame for the absurdly long lines at Detroit Metro Airport this morning?” but the men and women working security were very professional and patient and even a little warm about an otherwise increasingly dehumanizing process.
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‘People’ Would Like You to Find Out Who Peed on... →
And this, this is my insipid legacy.
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