March 2012
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6h057 replied to your post: That’s when our hero knew that perhaps the poetry of New York had finally become lost on him
Ohmygosh! You and Klee! With your Milhousing! Exclamations!
But now! I have some meat product that the FDA or...
…and I’m wondering why did this literary journal send me an email blast at 8PM? This is the same one that sent me an email blast at 9:53PM a few weeks ago on a Friday. NO ONE IS READING THEIR EMAIL AT THAT HOUR ON A FRIDAY. If you need me, I’ll be adding more disgustingsauce to my grossmeat.
Another part of it all is that there was this dude...
…and when he landed, he phoned his girlfriend to tell her to order him some chicken teriyaki and sushi. I scratched my head and was truly agog: This guy has a girlfriend!
Let's not even talk about how I have been up since...
It truly is mystifying.
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That's when our hero knew that perhaps the poetry...
My suitcase got caught in the subway turnstile as I was trying to sashay from the AirTrain to the J train because you know, why not? I’ve only been in transit for four hours and then that asshole kicked my suitcase and then the power button on my iPod got stuck so the only way I can stop or start it is by hooking it up to my laptop and it’s raining outside and oh my god, I have not yet...
February 2012
Extra firm hold: HELP MY LIFE: →
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I have no more money, my accommodation is about to expire (April) and my Visa requirements would mean borrowing $3000 from my parents (already borrowed $4K). My Canadian work Visa is not estimated to arrive until Late April/May, and I’m struggling to find under the table cash jobs. Common sense…
IF YOU ARE A NYC- OR TORONTO-BASED AGENCY you should definitely hire Marshall....
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An Ann Arbor high school student’s online petition... →
So awesome.
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Please submit to my fun/painful zine/book project,... →
via judyxberman:
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judyxberman:
CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS It’s Complicated: Feminists Write About the Misogynist Art We Love ed. Judy Berman and Niina Pollari “Listening to the Sex Pistols, trying to figure out if ‘Bodies’ was really an antiabortion song, I discovered that it was something even worse. It was an outburst of loathing…
By the way, this project that I’m co-editing with the...
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Kate Miller-Heidke, “I Like You Better When...
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“It’s bad for business for Troy to have a mayor... →
That there is a vocal majority of people in my hometown who believe this to be cold, hard fact make it possible for me to still continue to love the little Detroit suburb I grew up in, even if Tea Partiers are currently trying to ruin its future.
"If approved by the FDA—a decision is expected by... →
Has nobody learned anything from Alice In Wonderland? You can’t solve life’s problems by taking pills. You can, probably, solve it by going to the gym and not eating portions that could once feed entire armies of Visigoths.
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Alas, it's an art form that gets almost totally... →
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My official Oscars liveblog
Taking the M train uptown while a young woman ravages a takeout carton of fried chicken from Popeye’s.
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Judy Berman: Please submit to my fun/painful... →
heartbarf:
judyxberman:
CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS It’s Complicated: Feminists Write About the Misogynist Art We Love ed. Judy Berman and Niina Pollari “Listening to the Sex Pistols, trying to figure out if ‘Bodies’ was really an antiabortion song, I discovered that it was something even worse. It was an outburst of loathing…
By the way, this project that I’m co-editing with the infinite Judy...
"The gay world is full of narrow-minded, bigoted... →
In an age when many LGBT media establishments (hello Andy Cohen!) only represent one small subset of gay identity, this essay’s definitely required reading.
There is a child reading a Michael Crichton novel...
Yay literacy?
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If it is of any concern to any of you,
the file that I am printing out that has most of the material I will be reading this evening is called Sex is obnoxious.doc.
So there you go.
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"Did you know that Leap Day—coming up next... →
Your pals at Moonshot have rustled up some late-day links. Eat it up, kids.
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Somehow I ended up at G Lounge maybe because,...
HE: Oh, it’s Pop Night tonight! ME: What the hell does that mean? HE: Well, obviously it means that they’re not serving drinks. They’re just serving pop. It definitely doesn’t mean that they’re playing pop music tonight. ME: Not too sure what I’d do without you.
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9 reasons why you should come see me perform some...
In case you have been bludgeoned senseless with a ham hock, you may not remember that tomorrow night, I will be reading at Slapdash Brooklyn, a monthly event where people who like to do things and stuff get up and do things and stuff in front of people and sometimes there is free beer and it is in Brooklyn. In Crown Heights, Brooklyn; at LaunchPad, actually (721 Franklin Avenue, 2345 trains to...
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