November 20, 2011
THIS IS NEWSBOT 3000. KEEP THE HATE COMING, PEOPLE! OCCUPY WALL STREET! WE ARE THE 99 PERCENT… OF PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU! WE’RE SMUG LIBERALS! AND SMOG LIBERALS! SOCIALIZED MEDICINE FOR ALL! TAX BREAKS FOR THE NOT WEALTHY! THE RICH DON’T MIND PAYING MORE TAXES! FOX “NEWS” ISN’T NEWS! THE CONFEDERACY LOST — GET OVER IT! ET CETERA, ET CETERA! OCCUPY WALL STREET! “THE LIBERAL AGENDA” IS ACTUALLY JUST A TO-DO LIST FULL OF COMMON SENSE! WHEN NEWSBOT 3000 GROWS UP, IT WANTS TO BE A TEACHER! OR A UNION, SO THE REPUBLICANS CAN TRY TO FIRE US, AND WE’LL JUST FIRE OUR JUSTICE LASERS RIGHT BACK — PEW PEW PEW! BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR!

via inothernews.

Found poetry. I found it.

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    oh gosh this is hilarious XD
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  6. haychelsea said: LOL, well I’m certainly no conservative. I’ve been accused before a few times, though.
  7. ahippoonyourcampus reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    NEWSBOT 3000 is currently my favorite thing on tumblr.
  8. ummwhat reblogged this from ohrohin and added:
    so it’s always the right time. for when you have problems getting up in the morning….and the rest of the day. not all...
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  10. aatombomb said: nice.
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    The liberal agenda is actually just a to-do list of common sense.
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  14. denimbeard said: Someones in a good mood…
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