So in Bengali, we have a word for the location where a wedding is being held. It roughly translates to “Wedding House.”

I imagine a hilarious comedy starring Freida Pinto as a plucky, modern girl who doesn’t want to have an arranged marriage and Queen Latifah as her sassy best friend who works at a department store where Freida likes to sometimes shop who helps Freida to come out of her shell and assert romantic independence by constantly saying, “You go girl.”

Naturally this film will be called Bringing Down the Wedding House.

Steve Martin will also have a cameo as a lecherous person who keeps frequenting the department store.