Look, I would be fine being the disappointing gay best friend to all Bollywood actresses ever, including Aishwarya Rai, Kareena Kapoor, Karisma Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor, Konkona Sen Sharma, Rani Mukerji, Rekha, Zeenat Aman, Vidya Balan, Shilpa Shetty, Sushmita Sen, Mallika Sherawat, Katrina Kaif, Bipasha Basu, Priyanka Chopra, and anyone else who I have forgotten to mention.
ALL BOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES: Hey Rohin, let’s get our eyebrows threaded!
ME: I can’t. I’m busy eating these samosas. Then I have to eat the pakoras. And don’t even get me started about how I have to eat the chicken biryani. Basically, my entire evening’s booked.
♫ Disappointing gay best friend! ♫
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