November 2, 2009
For Halloween, I was Hurricane Andrew. I realize this did not fit in with Vice Magazine’s 1994 theme (it was off by two years), but neither did the horrible rave music the DJs were spinning inside that woebegone warehouse. Besides you could always make the argument that the effects of Hurricane Andrew were long-lasting and devastating. As I leisurely strolled down Bushwick in costume, some people in a car sped by screaming, “Asshole!” Also, I had a costume budget of $0 and put this off until two hours before the party itself. Also note how Miami-Dade county is literally broken off from the tip of Florida. Symbolism! All things considered: Success. Coming tomorrow: Possible portraits of me with a Human Nature-era Madonna and Dana Scully.

For Halloween, I was Hurricane Andrew. I realize this did not fit in with Vice Magazine’s 1994 theme (it was off by two years), but neither did the horrible rave music the DJs were spinning inside that woebegone warehouse. Besides you could always make the argument that the effects of Hurricane Andrew were long-lasting and devastating.

As I leisurely strolled down Bushwick in costume, some people in a car sped by screaming, “Asshole!” Also, I had a costume budget of $0 and put this off until two hours before the party itself. Also note how Miami-Dade county is literally broken off from the tip of Florida. Symbolism! All things considered: Success.

Coming tomorrow: Possible portraits of me with a Human Nature-era Madonna and Dana Scully.




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