Sometimes I wonder if when she’s had a little too much to drink, Lady Gaga gets up in her living room to sing along to “Just Dance” and instead of singing, “Redone!” at the beginning, she bellows, “Red wine!”

I’d like to split a bottle of wine with Lady Gaga. So if you are reading this, Stefani Germanotta, let’s make this happen. We’ll tie it to your release of The Fame Monster Mash which will be a Halloween 2010 reissue of The Fame Monster (which is a reissue of last year’s The Fame) with seven “spooky-themed” dance tracks.

In 2011, maybe you can do The Fame Monster Mash-Up, where you produce mash-ups of songs from The Fame Monster with popular other Halloween songs. Good lord, I need to sleep. I’m cut off.