November 14, 2009
BlackBook Weekends

Hello all! I am weekend-shifting at BlackBook today and tomorrow. You should stop on by! It’s a lot like if you were to come over to my lovely Bushwick walk-up for a visit. I’d encourage you to take off your shoes if you like. I might even pour you a glass of wine. Bring your best scowl. Bushwick’s gentrifying, so you don’t need anything more than just a sharp sneer to rebuff advances from creepy men. My weapon of choice, however, is a bag of Bold Party Blend-flavored Chex mix. Nothing quite screams deliberate spinster like garlic-scented Chex mix.

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