How to Be a Superhero: A Master Class In Saving the World, by the Saturdays
• Stand sexily
• Stand in a seedy part of town with dramatic lighting
• Emote “brooding” by sexily surveying the landscape
• Wear a tight slutty outfit that Jenny from The L Word might wear
• Do a weird thing with your eyes that Halle Berry did in X-Men only this time, nothing discernible happens
• Sexily administer a few hair-swishes
• Pose dramatically in front of sleek cars to indicate superhero-like status
• Corner your archnemesis into a dim alleyway…sexily
• The end