So yeah about that surprise birthday party, my brilliant friend (and former Gowanus roommate) Megan got me a gift bag filled with (among other things) a potato and a spud gun. Here, I demonstrate how to affix the spud gun onto the potato. Just minutes ago, I ran into Eve’s bedroom and was greeted with the sharp mandate, “Stop shooting pieces of potato into my bedroom.”
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