November 23, 2009

First lines: a summary of the weekend

• Are you sitting at home tonight with an ice pack to your head, trying to piece together shards of last night?

• “OMG OMG OMG New Moon OMG OMG shatters records! OMG $140 million! OMG Precious?”

• A wretchedly campy thing trending overseas is Jedward.

• Good morning! People who are responsible with money have purchased some rhinestone-studded glove that Michael Jackson wore once for about $350,000.

• Who does Sarah Palin think she is, not logging face time with the weirds who vaulted her into the elusive echelon of celebrity from where she sneers down at the gotcha media?

• As Courtney Alice Shayne once said in Jawbreaker, “Life’s a bitch, then you die.”

• Back in August 1995, Type O Negative frontman Peter Steele did a Playgirl cover.

• Hello World! Meet Heidi Samuel. She’s just like Heidi Klum, but upgraded: She’s fierce! She’s real! Sometimes, she even has a fugly misstep. But dammit, she sure loves that guy who was Frenched by a flower.




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