LAYOVER 1 OF INFINITY.

Right before we boarded the plane for Toronto, I spied an old gentleman reading Going Rogue. This then prompted my mother and I to get into a discussion about how the Palins are leaving behind them a White Trash Dynasty. Despite saying all of this in Bengali, words like “Levi Johnston” and “that Playgirl shoot” and “Alaska” and “white trash” and “how tragic”—all of which did not translate—probably alerted the man, who was sitting across from us, that we had been eavesdropping.