Answer: Because that’s how he sweetens us up in order to get us to buy fancy embroidered shawls from him. It’s one of the most intense haggling scenarios I’ve ever sat through. And unfortunately, all I got was walnuts, no shawls.
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POP ECONOMY: THE TROUBLES WITH GIRL GROUPS
WHY DOES AMERICA HAVE TRUST ISSUES WITH FEMALE CELEBRITIES
PLEASE SHUT UP, ADAM LAMBERT
IS MARIAH CAREY'S MEMOIRS OF AN IMPERFECT ANGEL A GENIUS BREAKTHROUGH?
MICHAEL JACKSON & THE DEATH OF THE ICON
HOW LADY GAGA COULD BECOME THE NEXT TORI AMOS
HEY MAN, I FACEBOOKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
SUSAN BOYLE: NEW FACE OF HOPE
SARAH PALIN: GAY ICON
THE BEST OF...YE-YE POP
1 / 2 / 3
BUY THIS.
Finery #6
(featuring my short story "The Wonderland Motel")
LISTEN TO THIS.
Bushwick Reading Series Podcast 14 Feb 2009
PEOPLE I'VE SPOKEN TO.
POINTLESS RECURRING THINGS.
OTHER PEOPLE I LIKE.
Alisa Gould-Simon
Amanda Ruud
Angela Maria Williams
C-Monster
Grown Ass People
Gary Taxali
JD Scott
Margaret Reges
Niina Pollari
Paddy Johnson
Paul Tunis
Ryan Brewer
Samuel-Christophe Tedjasukmana
[your link here?]
OTHER THINGS I LIKE.
Brownstoner
Consumerist
Jezebel
PopJustice
Towleroad
POINTLESS BLATHER.
