What I Did During My Three-Day Charity Trip In India
by Lindsay Lohan, age 23

I was blown away, like people at the levies during Hurricane Katrina, when the BBC asked me, Lindsay Lohan, to rescue all these kids. I called my publicist and I said, “Do they know who I am?” And my publicist sighed—I swear to God she sighed, I heard it—and she said, “Yes and that’s why you’ve got to take this gig. I think this is what they call a ‘last resort.’” And I was all like, “OMG, I’m staying at a resort? Sa-weet!” Then my publicist hung up on me. Bitch. Anyway, I grabbed my three-piece Tumi luggage set, packed some boss tights and wicked boots—a girl’s gotta save the world in style, amirite? READ MORE