via fek:

Foster: I think Lady Dingdong is self aware.
Rohin: Oh totally.
Foster: Which Ke$ha isn’t.
Rohin: I think Ke$ha wants us to think she is. Ke$ha makes me feel very old. Maybe that’s why I resent her.
Foster: Well, she just makes me feel retarded.

Willa Pa$kin, Rohin Guha, and I debate the merits of the latest ‘relevant’ pop tart to make everyone talk.

$uch $earing journali$m (Fine, I’ll $—er—stop.)

One of my favorite bits:

Foster: I mean, Susan Boyle has loose morals, too.
Rohin: OMG. You would know, wouldn’t you?
Foster: …