Mindtroll, “Jazz Boyfriend”

Everyday, I get about 25-30 e-mails from publicists asking me to cover their esteemed clients—a mix of promising up-and-comers and august musical geniuses. So naturally, I’m going to ignore all those requests and post the one thing that will probably get me a cease-and-desist order post-haste.

It’s clear that this song—even though it’s just a leaked demo—establishes Mindtroll as a member of the “Brooklyn art rock” hipsterati, with lyrics like:

Jazz boyfriend’s always taking me to shows
Jazz boyfriend doesn’t realize that it blows
Jazz boyfriend has many boring jazz friends
Jazz boyfriend’s so low it never ends
Jazz boyfriend what have you done?
Jazz boyfriend you are not the one