October 2, 2010
Cactus Couple: Hey guys what’s up?Ginger Sisters: Avocado Baby’s getting a big head now that he’s growing up.Avocado Baby: Puttin’ down my roots, mmhmm!

Cactus Couple: Hey guys what’s up?
Ginger Sisters: Avocado Baby’s getting a big head now that he’s growing up.
Avocado Baby: Puttin’ down my roots, mmhmm!

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February 15, 2010
As you’ve noticed, Ginger Baby is a hideously disfigured addition to the family that could terrify any of us (and as demonstrated in the photograph above, it succeeds in frightening me.) But at least now you know what they mean when they use “hands of ginger” as a unit of measurement.

As you’ve noticed, Ginger Baby is a hideously disfigured addition to the family that could terrify any of us (and as demonstrated in the photograph above, it succeeds in frightening me.) But at least now you know what they mean when they use “hands of ginger” as a unit of measurement.

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February 2, 2010
You guys, here’s a huge fucking turnip. Turnip Baby, if you will, and why not?

You guys, here’s a huge fucking turnip. Turnip Baby, if you will, and why not?

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January 23, 2010
Oh hey guys. Meet Coffee Baby. At a whopping 2.5 lbs, Coffee Baby easily outweighs a copy of Tori Amos’ Boys For Pele on CD. Previously.

Oh hey guys. Meet Coffee Baby. At a whopping 2.5 lbs, Coffee Baby easily outweighs a copy of Tori Amos’ Boys For Pele on CD. Previously.

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September 28, 2009
Because The Trials of Avocado Baby was such a runaway success, yesterday I procured eggplant baby. As you can see, Evan Rachel Wood as BlackBook covergirl clearly dwarfs eggplant baby.

Because The Trials of Avocado Baby was such a runaway success, yesterday I procured eggplant baby. As you can see, Evan Rachel Wood as BlackBook covergirl clearly dwarfs eggplant baby.

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September 21, 2009
And here is avocado baby vs. white rubber ducky. Apologies for the avocado spam on my friends’ dashboards. (Mmm. Avocado spam.)

And here is avocado baby vs. white rubber ducky. Apologies for the avocado spam on my friends’ dashboards. (Mmm. Avocado spam.)

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September 21, 2009
Here is how the avocado baby measures up against a copy of Hope Sandoval’s new record, Through the Devil Softly.

Here is how the avocado baby measures up against a copy of Hope Sandoval’s new record, Through the Devil Softly.

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September 21, 2009
Yesterday, I bought an avocado baby. Here is a demonstration of how big this avocado baby is in comparison to my iPod.

Yesterday, I bought an avocado baby. Here is a demonstration of how big this avocado baby is in comparison to my iPod.

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