February 17, 2012

Sansara, “Yeh Dil Sun Sara Hai”

Most of you follow me because of my long distance relationship with Bollywood. When we—my long distance life-partner Bollywood and I, that is—get together, this is what our conversations frequently sound like. People around us in the café ask us to keep it down and we simply sing more loudly to one another.

February 11, 2012
Dude! I know. Could we also talk about how Bollywood is just pioneering its own version of the milquetoast “rom-com” in the vein of You’ve Got Mail? Previously.

Dude! I know. Could we also talk about how Bollywood is just pioneering its own version of the milquetoast “rom-com” in the vein of You’ve Got Mail? Previously.

February 11, 2012
SAGAS > LOVE STORIES

SAGAS > LOVE STORIES

February 11, 2012

Look, I would be fine being the disappointing gay best friend to all Bollywood actresses ever, including Aishwarya Rai, Kareena Kapoor, Karisma Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor, Konkona Sen Sharma, Rani Mukerji, Rekha, Zeenat Aman, Vidya Balan, Shilpa Shetty, Sushmita Sen, Mallika Sherawat, Katrina Kaif, Bipasha Basu, Priyanka Chopra, and anyone else who I have forgotten to mention.

ALL BOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES: Hey Rohin, let’s get our eyebrows threaded!

ME: I can’t. I’m busy eating these samosas. Then I have to eat the pakoras. And don’t even get me started about how I have to eat the chicken biryani. Basically, my entire evening’s booked.

Disappointing gay best friend! ♫

February 11, 2012
HONEY, I KNOW.

HONEY, I KNOW.

February 11, 2012
ALL I’M SAYING IS THAT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A GORGEOUS BOLLYWOOD STAR LOOK ICY AND INTELLECTUAL, GIVE HER SOME SWANK EYEWEAR.

ALL I’M SAYING IS THAT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A GORGEOUS BOLLYWOOD STAR LOOK ICY AND INTELLECTUAL, GIVE HER SOME SWANK EYEWEAR.

February 11, 2012
MAYBE YOU WERE.

MAYBE YOU WERE.

February 11, 2012
OH, GIRL.

OH, GIRL.

February 11, 2012
I love this disclaimer that comes before every Bollywood film. And why yes, this means I am about to embark on an epic feat of bollyblogging.

I love this disclaimer that comes before every Bollywood film. And why yes, this means I am about to embark on an epic feat of bollyblogging.

February 2, 2012

This single moment in Bollywood is the ultimate intersection of Indian culture and gay culture. It’s from the 2001 flick Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham. In this scene, Kareena Kapoor’s character makes a brilliantly splashy entrance in the movie while Geri Halliwell’s cover of “It’s Raining Men” is playing in the background. You guys, this moment in Bollywood is campier than Kylie Minogue’s Bollywood cameo.

January 31, 2012
Today, Bollywood star Preity Zinta turns 37 years old. She has over 1.2 million followers on Twitter. After years of being an A-lister, she’s finally branching out into film production, which is a big accomplishment for any Bollywood actress in an Indian movie industry that, to some degree, still suffers from a lot of sexism and misogyny.
Six years ago, upon finding out that I was moving to New York, I immediately re-watched this film she starred in and imagined finding love in the city and undergoing my own transformation from ugly duckling nerd to sophisticated cool cat, too.
The one thing Bollywood has most in common with Hollywood is this: It’s an industry where women tend to be affecting the most change and making the riskier career moves.

Today, Bollywood star Preity Zinta turns 37 years old. She has over 1.2 million followers on Twitter. After years of being an A-lister, she’s finally branching out into film production, which is a big accomplishment for any Bollywood actress in an Indian movie industry that, to some degree, still suffers from a lot of sexism and misogyny.

Six years ago, upon finding out that I was moving to New York, I immediately re-watched this film she starred in and imagined finding love in the city and undergoing my own transformation from ugly duckling nerd to sophisticated cool cat, too.

The one thing Bollywood has most in common with Hollywood is this: It’s an industry where women tend to be affecting the most change and making the riskier career moves.

January 29, 2012
GOD DON’T I KNOW IT

GOD DON’T I KNOW IT

January 29, 2012

January 29, 2012
Oh, not much! Just watching a Bollywood adaptation of Jane Austen’s Emma which is entitled Aisha and set in modern-day Delhi. Bollywood chick flicks are indisputably the best.

Oh, not much! Just watching a Bollywood adaptation of Jane Austen’s Emma which is entitled Aisha and set in modern-day Delhi. Bollywood chick flicks are indisputably the best.