Jedward’s Vanilla Ice-Assisted Pop Breakthrough! I know that sometimes I tend to come off a “music snob” (“Um really? Since when?”-Everyone) but sometimes a public service announcement is necessary to tell people that while some aging broad with a currency symbol plopped in the middle of her name banging on about booze is nice, there is something even better out there. Sadly, this particular song’s not it, but it’s a fantastic way to kill time until that better thing comes along.