February 21, 2012

ME: Hey Niina, what do you call a time when your molars start aching?

NIINA: Tooth-hurty?

February 19, 2012
“Box of crap”

[Watching an episode of Intervention where a tricky, intelligent alcoholic is best friends with an adorable kitty chunkmonster named Putty-Tat]

ME: OHMYGOD. CATS ARE SO CUTE. Niina, will you please get a cat? Then I can play with it!

NIINA: Rohin, I don’t want a box of crap in my apartment.

February 2, 2012

February 2, 2012
I was trying to give Niina fashion advice. She refused it.

I was trying to give Niina fashion advice. She refused it.

January 10, 2012

ME: This cover of Lana Del Rey’s “Video Games” is like, so haunting and emotional, and junk.

NIINA: Whatever.

[listens]

NIINA: I’m so bored.

December 24, 2011
All I want for Christmas are parselmouths

ME: Last Hissmas, I gave you a snake. But the very next day, you killed it with a rake.

NIINA: No.

December 23, 2011

December 14, 2011

December 6, 2011
Tough call, right?

Tough call, right?

November 17, 2011
And most importantly, continue to think of ways to (re)occupy your life.

November 13, 2011
“This chat is off the record”

“This chat is off the record”

November 12, 2011

November 6, 2011

En Vogue, “Don’t Let Go (Love) [Live]”

Last night, around 2:45 or so, as Niina and I were walking in the direction of our respective places of residence after our night-cap, we decided to start singing this. And when I say singing, I mean SINGING, I mean diva hands, I mean screaming, I mean key changes, I mean holy-shit-this-is-hardcore-I-hope-no-motherfucker-mugs-us-‘cuz-this-is-bushwick-after-all. We sang and sang and sang and nobody else could do a damn thing about it when all is sung and done.

October 13, 2011
A discussion about lunch over dinner

ME: Niina! Today, for lunch, I had a salad of arugula, baby carrots, black pepper, and cheese, covered with a non-fat yogurt dressing!

NIINA: Oh. I had actual food.